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What's the worst injury you have ever been in?

@TakeThePawnOrLose said in #20:
> Long story. Basically, I had this thing called a volvulus in my small intestine (or as I like to say, I had a walrus in my small intestine). A volvulus causes an obstruction of the pathway and therefore, nothing can pass through. The reason I said just the cheetoh is because that was what I had eaten when I first got the stomach ache. Technically, there were many more things stuck in my small intestine.
Ah u had surgery iguess.
@TakeThePawnOrLose said in #22:
> Yes, I was in the hospital for 14 days and on complete bed rest for around 10 months.
Oh tough luck i hope you are okay now ...
@Rookitiki said in #7:
> Blasted my shoulder ripping ligament, tearing out joint capsule and cracked a rib 1 month ago. Then injured capsule again 2 weeks in trying to catch my dad when I visited him in the hospital and he tried to walk with crutches. But in couple of days I hope I can try breast stroke. Don’t have mobility for freestyle yet, but I’m eager to try something before my left arm and shoulder completely vanishes.
Holy molly
First I got hurt on my twinkie while batting in the 1st innings (in cricket). Then I broke my arm while catching the ball. Then when I was going home a truck put mud on me and fell into the dustbin. Then I got dirty and went back home. Then for my low marks and dirty clothes, I saw stars in the afternoon. Then I went to do my homework then a corner of my table pierced through my right arm. So both hands were gone. Then we went to the doctor and he said they had to do surgery. Then I got the news that I had some down syndrome stuff (thank god the report was wrong it was someone else's report). After that, I went straight to bed when I came home. Then when I woke up I heard from my mother that I had heart issues. Then they had to do surgery for about 13 days, and finally, I returned home. Right now my hands are not too good cuz I broke my left arm again;-;.
When I was going into a forest, suddenly, a cobra bit me! it was terrifying! good thing a doctor was nearby! My wound was 4 inches long!
@ultimatechesslover said in #26:
> First I got hurt on my twinkie while batting in the 1st innings (in cricket). Then I broke my arm while catching the ball. Then when I was going home a truck put mud on me and fell into the dustbin. Then I got dirty and went back home. Then for my low marks and dirty clothes, I saw stars in the afternoon. Then I went to do my homework then a corner of my table pierced through my right arm. So both hands were gone. Then we went to the doctor and he said they had to do surgery. Then I got the news that I had some down syndrome stuff (thank god the report was wrong it was someone else's report). After that, I went straight to bed when I came home. Then when I woke up I heard from my mother that I had heart issues. Then they had to do surgery for about 13 days, and finally, I returned home. Right now my hands are not too good cuz I broke my left arm again;-;.

Did it really happen, or is it just a joke?
I think when I was roller skating, I took a really sharp turn in a rough road, did a very uncool backflip, my legs hit a curb, sand and dirt entered my face, nose and eyes. I lay there for two minutes straight. I couldn't even bend my knee properly for two weeks.
Then when I was close to recovering, I was running, and jumped over a chair. I landed awkwardly, but I still managed to jump over the next chair, but landed even more awkwardly. Me being extremely stupid, jumped over the next chair, but my leg hit the chair, and I ended up falling on the chair, before the plastic chair broke a leg and fell down, me on top of it. (It really happened)

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