Corrupt-a-wish Game

#255 oopsy. I'm about 5 foot 3, I think. THIS MESSAGE IS NOT A WISH.

#262 My wish is on the previous page.

#263 Oh. Ok.

Wish Granted.

That message is not considered a wish. However, because it's not a wish, we ignore your message and count it as a wish. :)

I wish that I had a 2500 antichess rating.

@vkrish lol i was saying I only wished to be 6 foot. I'm only 5 foot 9.

@PolyVertiigo Wish granted.

Unfortunately no one but you cares about antichess, and because the variant becomes so unpopular, lichess devs remove it from the site and your skill goes unnoticed. You kill yourself for no apparent reason.

I wish for a 1000-inch 12K plasma TV.

You get a 1000-inch 12K plasma TV, but your electricity bills are sky-high. All of the content you can watch is at max 4K, so it turned out to be a HUGE (Donald Trump accent) waste of money.

I wish I was better than my brother @V2chess at chess.

Wish granted

You get so much better than your brother that your computer(or whatever you are playing on) crashes. Your brother and everyone else refuse to play you because you are so good. You quit chess and live the rest of your life playing checkers.

I wish I knew everything.

Wish granted.
(Thanks for the compliment @V1chess )

You know so much that people start to not like you and you live the rest of your life with no friends, so you try to get revenge on others by taking over the world but fail and end up too weak to stand up.

I wish this game would stop and me being the last one to post in this topic.

(Just so you people know, my wish is not going to be granted if you see this)

Wish granted.
Another thread starts called "Corrupt-a-wish game 2".
You kill yourself because of your failed attempt to kill the thread.

I wish I had better handwriting.

You have better handwriting, but worse math skills. You need to go to preschool to learn addition again, and end up killing yourself and others because of the torture.

I wish that this wish is not granted. (What you red just blue your mind.)

Look at #260. You have 2 wishes to grant. Yay! Wishes!

Granted.
Your wish has been granted.
rip u ;(

I wish my leg would stop shaking when i prop it up against something.